Welcome to Kebag ðŸŒŊ

The most ridiculous crypto adventure ever created.

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Why Choose Kebag? (Seriously, Why?) ðŸĪ”

Dev Tokens Locked (We Swear!) 🔒

We locked our own tokens because we're not smart enough to rug pull! Plus, we spent all our money on Turkish tea and kebabs, so we can't afford to run away! ðŸ›Ąïļ

From Anatolia to Your Mom's Basement 🌍

We're taking Turkish crypto culture global! From Istanbul to your local crypto cafe, we're everywhere! (Well, not really, but we're trying!) ðŸŽŪ

We Give You Money (Sometimes) 🏆

5% of our fees goes to you! That's right, we're basically paying you to make memes and have fun. It's like getting paid to be awesome! 💰

Epic Adventures (Mostly Fails) ðŸŽŪ

We explore crypto territories that probably don't exist! Turkish crypto culture meets "what were we thinking?" innovation. Ready for the ultimate disaster? ⚔ïļ

The Kebag Disaster Timeline (We Hope It Works!) 🗚ïļ

Phase 1: "Fook It, Let's Lock Everything!" 🏗ïļ

We bought tokens, locked them, and now we can't run away! Long-term commitment because we literally can't afford to leave! Also, we spent all our money on Turkish tea! 🚀

Phase 2: Shill to Anatolia (And Your Grandma) ðŸ‡đ🇷

Taking Kebag from Istanbul to your local kebab shop! Building a crypto community that includes your grandma, your neighbor's cat, and probably some confused tourists! ðŸŽŪ

Phase 3: Turkish Strip Clubs & Crypto? 🎊

Exploring places that definitely exist! Turkish crypto culture meets "what were we thinking?" innovation. Creating content that's probably illegal in some countries! ⚔ïļ

Phase 4: Global Chaos (Hopefully Profitable) 🌍

Taking Kebag worldwide with epic fails, community disasters, and the most entertaining crypto platform ever! (We hope!) 🏆

Kebag Tokenomics (The Math We Don't Understand) ðŸŽŊ

How We Split the Loot (We Think) ðŸŽŪ

  • Dev Supply Locked: We locked our own tokens because we're not smart enough to rug pull! Plus, we spent all our money on Turkish tea! ðŸ›Ąïļ
  • Crypto Rewards: 5% of our fees goes to you! That's right, we're basically paying you to make memes and have fun! 🏆
  • Community Chaos: Built by crypto enthusiasts who don't know what they're doing, for crypto enthusiasts who also don't know what they're doing! ðŸŽŊ
  • Transparent Crypto: What you see is what you get! No hidden mechanics, just pure confusion and Turkish tea! ðŸŽŪ
Crypto Chaos & Memes 60%
Turkish Tea Fund 25%
Epic Fails 15%

ðŸŒŊ Catch the Kebab Mini-Game! ðŸŽŪ

Test your reflexes and catch as many kebabs as you can! Don't let them fall! 🏆

Score: 0
Time: 30
High Score: 0

ðŸŽŊ How to Play:

Click on the falling kebabs to catch them!

Each kebab = 10 points

You have 30 seconds!

Ready for the Ultimate Disaster? 🚀

Join the most ridiculous crypto community ever! Chaos, memes, and epic fails await! (We hope it works!) ðŸŽŪ